Failed Facial

When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.

I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.

by night_lis April 3, 2025

Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.

My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025

Calvin Faragher

The act of committing benefit fraud and living at your nan'sd house, unemploye.

Feeling quite lazy this week, might commit a calvin faragher

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Wasabi facial

When a man has gonorrhea and ejaculates on another persons face.

My boy Steve gave that slut a wasabi facial.

Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx May 25, 2025

Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.

Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

Femdom Facial

When the dominant woman ejaculates or 'squirts' discharge on a submissive's face, giving them a 'Femdom Facial'--a marking of territory, if you will ;)

Kevin: *sniff sniff* Dude, why does your face smell like that?

Liam: Uhhh....
Kevin: Let me guess, she gave you a facial?
Liam: Yeah...a Femdom Facial. Why are you sniffing my face anyway?
Kevin: ...It's what homies do.

by The Ultimate Subby July 31, 2025

Double facial trouble

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids

I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave

by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025