He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
by Red Barron 8810 January 14, 2018
Get the Mitchell Evans mug.The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)
by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021
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Evans can be one of the MOST humorous of friends. Although they may seem sketchy they got your back! They act tough and or invisible but they have been through a lot of stress. Sometimes they make you laugh even when not present! Many Evans are very attractive and or Handsome. They always seem to find their way into trouble and are very carefree or casual about it. They are overall crazy and amazing friends.
Person 1 : Oh look it's my FTH ( friend till hell ) Evan!
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN
by Banina April 22, 2022
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When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
by Someone.Somewhere November 15, 2022
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