Evan is a fine and dandy man. His stench is overpowering like a stack of warm potatoes. It smells nice. Needs some spice.
by EvanYeeeee April 7, 2021

by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019

Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018

by Charlie Tatham November 24, 2021

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

A loud guy that thinks he is the shit and he is a piece of shit. He likes to take peoples things and run with them and likes YEE YEE
Evan is a dumb bitch
by Jahahahakakansnajakmzbxbs June 23, 2022
