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Evan

Evan is a fine and dandy man. His stench is overpowering like a stack of warm potatoes. It smells nice. Needs some spice.
by EvanYeeeee April 7, 2021
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Evans

Evans
That EVANS, what a Sweet Boy.
by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020
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Evan

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019
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Evan

Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
OMFG EVAN IS HERE! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATHE, EVAN IS COMING CLOSE
by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018
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Evan Tatham

I love DADDY Evan so much! I want him in my life forever
by Charlie Tatham November 24, 2021
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logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock
wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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Evan

A loud guy that thinks he is the shit and he is a piece of shit. He likes to take peoples things and run with them and likes YEE YEE
Evan is a dumb bitch
by Jahahahakakansnajakmzbxbs June 23, 2022
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