What happens when you wear Axe.
Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.
Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.
Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Do not press the button down all the way.
PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.
TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.
FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.
TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.
FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005
Get the The Axe Effectmug. The term used for people that you get the slightest contact with them (even by looking at pictures of them is enough) gets you an increased chance (100%) of autism
by AtiPLS December 30, 2017
Get the the playingo effectmug. The flood of vampires and vampire related (and to a lesser extent, Stephanie-Meyer-related) themes and stories into American pop culture in the late 2000's due to the adaptation of the vampire novels in the "Twilight" series into film form, where women of all ages fell in love with pale, melodramatic people who sparkle in sunlight whilst not being able to act to save their lives.
The effects include, but are not limited to, various merchandise, such as action figures, documentaries, and games with the Twilight license, the dramatic increase in women of all ages at Comic-Con, The Vampire Diaries, Tru Blood, Stephanie Meyer and her adaptations getting green-lit, various vampire-themed comic books by Stephen King and Marvel
The effects include, but are not limited to, various merchandise, such as action figures, documentaries, and games with the Twilight license, the dramatic increase in women of all ages at Comic-Con, The Vampire Diaries, Tru Blood, Stephanie Meyer and her adaptations getting green-lit, various vampire-themed comic books by Stephen King and Marvel
Comic Book Geek #1: Dude, the X-Men are going to be fighting vampires now? What the frak?
Comic Book Geek #2: Twilight Effect, indeed.
Comic Book Geek #2: Twilight Effect, indeed.
by r3ckl3sson3 April 20, 2010
Get the Twilight Effectmug. (dialogue)
ashanti- i got the sinkhole effect when i was with jordan last night.
keisha- whats the sinkhole effect?
ashanti-after i got fucked in the ass by jordan, my butthole stayed wretched wide open
keisha- oh so u got a loose asshole!
ashanti- i got the sinkhole effect when i was with jordan last night.
keisha- whats the sinkhole effect?
ashanti-after i got fucked in the ass by jordan, my butthole stayed wretched wide open
keisha- oh so u got a loose asshole!
by Jordan Campeau July 2, 2006
Get the sinkhole effectmug. When a kidney stone is large enough to destroy a penis, in a fashion similar to parting banana peels.
by milotictear July 22, 2009
Get the The Banana Effectmug. Term for the plot twist at the end of Final Fantasy VII. In the final moments of the game, you realize that Holy and Meteor are working together to save the Planet by destroying humanity.
Red: “It's too late for Holy. Meteor is approaching the Planet. Holy is having the opposite effect. Forget Midgar, we've gotta worry about the Planet.”
by cloud_strife October 18, 2013
Get the opposite effectmug. When 3 or more homies get together to kick it, for each extra homie in the squad at that point in time the hyphy movement is increased by 30% motivating the chance of dumb shit to happen and injury to occur to those involved in the squadron effect and unfortunately to those just witnessing it.
"Damn, what the fuck happened to Dillan's arm last night? That shit looks broken and he was fine before I left."
"Joey, Dominic, and Andrew came over after you left. I'm pretty sure the squadron effect took over him. Who knows what could have happened?.."
"Joey, Dominic, and Andrew came over after you left. I'm pretty sure the squadron effect took over him. Who knows what could have happened?.."
by DeltaMobb November 24, 2015
Get the squadron effectmug.