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co-inky-dink

abrev for what a co-incidence
hey, yo, what a co-inky-dink!
co-inky-dink by totallyours January 28, 2005

Drinking age 

mostly 18, sometimes 16. But in the United States, it's 21. Main reason why American college students leave the country for spring break. Also proven to be a trap for international students coming to study.
Scenario 1 (local American student)

Bar tender: Can I see an ID?
Student: (hands over fake ID)
Bar tender: Looking at your ID it does not appear to be real, I am sorry but you have to leave.
Student: WTF!?! I am seriously sick and tired of waiting until 21. I am going to Canada for spring break where the drinking age is 18!! Maybe party in Montreal! Plus they are generous to accept my American drivers license there.

Scenario 2 (International student studying in the US)

Bar tender: Can I see your ID?
Student: (hands over a European passport)
Bar tender: I'm sorry but you gotta be 21 to drink
Student: WTF!? I thought you have to be 18
Bar tender: Nope, it's 21, and it will always be
Student: Then I was tricked, in my country I can drink at age 18. The US has the stupidest drinking age ever and they seem to hate college students like us...
Drinking age by NHRHS2010 June 6, 2011

Dinkle Quotes 

Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.

Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.

Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:

"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"

"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"

"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"

"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"

"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"

"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
Dinkle Quotes by Nutz56 July 26, 2009

Drinking Song

Any song you can swing your glass to, while getting belligerently shit-faced to
Any Irish jig would serve as a bad ass DRINKING SONG!

drinkasaur 

a prodigious drinker, capable of consuming rivers of booze while maintaining sense of humor and desire to pull some good pranks - some say they are extinct.
last summer in Dublin we saw a couple drinkasaurs lure some tourists into a drinking game. nobody ever saw those tourists again...
drinkasaur by bnorton March 15, 2008

drinking hole 

Where's the local drinking hole around here
drinking hole by XSP April 16, 2008