horrible donkey

The act of blowing all the snot out of your nose and just letting it sit there.

I was hiking and didn't have a tissue, so I just did a Horrible Donkey.

by Cherylla Kay March 17, 2013

donkey bone

The soft, fleshy part of the penis. The term is rheotorically used when someone wants to feel your penis. They often gets sexually appealing and begins to copulate.

Your donkey bone is quite soft and sensitive

by ziggy mcstal May 13, 2015

Swab-Donkey

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.

Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009

Donkey Kong

An Ape with a Extremely large penis, or an Fictional character getting forced to blow someone off

"She looks so hot in game! I'd so give her the Donkey Kong"

by A Honest researcher January 23, 2018

Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011

donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016