post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.

Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.

by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022

Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.

Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."

by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013

Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount

“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee

by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019

post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.

today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard

by terminal1 April 19, 2023

Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut

My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man

by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019

High school depression

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.

A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.

by GBonbon798 August 5, 2020

post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011