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Drugs, sex, and on the dole

Drugs, sex, and on the dole

A phrase popularized by Mike Skinner of The Streets uk band, highlighting the idea that being ob benefits in the UK can sometimes be a surprisingly good and enjoyable lifestyle. It’s all about having the freedom to party, take drugs, drink every day, have plenty of sex if you want, have fun, if you know how to work, play the the system and have a bit of a good side hussle, you can live it it large in the UK rent-free like it says in the song lyrics the life of a geezer a is pretty cushy time nowadays in modern Britain., in 2025, with no job career basically it's something for nothing .
Lee, Frank, I've got something to tell you Bruv.

Frank: What is it you sound worried?

Lees: I've lost my job, Bruv

Frank: That's terrible bruv od ear.

Lee: Shut up Fank LOL. I hated that job, Bruv now I'm going to party like a rock star. Happy days bruv. Drugs, sex, and on the dole here I come Bruv.

Frank LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 1, 2025
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Keg Drum

A term used to define a barrel of keg, which at this point the keg remains as an alchoolic drink. Used in this way because of the form of the barrel, similar to a musical drum.
Man if you go look at that PUB's basement, you will se a really big Keg Drum. I could drank from it all night long.
by Norton2 December 9, 2008
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Snowglobe drum set

Over time the little chips of drumstick fall on the ground around your drums can leave you with a snowglobe drum set.
You should get those aluminum drumsticks. I mean just check out your floor. You have a snowglobe drum set.
by iloveitwhenyoucallmebigwhopper September 25, 2009
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max drummey

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!

he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face

person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?

person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009
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tummy drummer

When two males press their firmly erect penises (head to head) and each man presses as hard as he can until the end result is the "drumming" of one mans penis onto the other mans stomach to make the drumming sound.
Deeaz is the best tummy drummer I know. He beats Pinyati every time!
by DSquad September 19, 2013
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The Drum Roll

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 6, 2014
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Russian DrumBlow

When your partner engages in oral sex except keeps a certain amount of vodka in their mouth while they begin to blow you, strong burning sensation follows, however, this only intensifies the bj
Tommy and Heather were studying together when Tommy hadn't got any thrill for so long. He looked in the fridge where he hid his emergency vodka, he looked over at heather and said, " Hey babe, you mind giving me a Russian drumblow?"
by B.Katzroy April 27, 2015
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