The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
by Thatj3w December 3, 2019
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by trainman123 April 4, 2019
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by Bella Haminoa May 24, 2019
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Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.
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