crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.

Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.

by rachychill March 14, 2017

crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.

That woman had a crapped off look on her face.

by chrisp85 October 01, 2020

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

by sigma mom February 27, 2023

crap-atude

something you say when something goes wrong so that you don't get in trouble for cursin

Shit

i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where

crap-atude a droped my cookie

by love mufin May 02, 2011

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 31, 2013

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023