Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

Crap In My Eye

When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.

"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.

by RubixMan August 4, 2017

Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)

"She's just crap crying to get her way"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

crap boy

A crap boy is usually used, to describe somebody like Homer.

"You are a crap boy"

by Hubbie_ August 31, 2017

Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.

You better leave the Casino before crapping out.

by dictio8 March 8, 2019

crap-a-lacking

Constipated, or feeling constipation

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.

by Vero1982 March 12, 2019

Crap

Not only crap is a swear word or just an impolite word, it can also be a euphemism for sh*t.

What is this crap?!

by Matthew678 March 18, 2019