shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009

Closet Nazi

see Closet Fascist

That Kilroy-Silk has turned out to be a right closet nazi has't he?

by Adolf June 22, 2004

cloves

Cigarettes mixed with ground clove that emit a disgusting dizzying odor, usually smoked by little emo girls at shows.

that girl in the Bright Eyes shirt is smoking cloves like a chimney. what a dumb bitch.

by gunwithoutbullets October 2, 2005

Ghost in the closet

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up

"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"

by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008

Close regs

stop letting noobs join a game

Noob being annoying/asking too many questions.

You say, close regs.

by AAnguish September 28, 2008

Clossy'd Up

Being extremely intoxicated. Yelling profanities at random people.

Guy 1: "You drinking tonight?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah im getting all Clossy'd up tonight."

by BigTony777 March 22, 2009