Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

Clit-hanger

The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.

Mike was always being a tease and always left Jane on a clit-hanger...

by RoloRolo December 16, 2023

Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.

Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah”

by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017

clit cleaner

A girl that vigorously licks clean another girls clit

Raina: “You’re such a clit cleaner”
Sarah: “That’s you”

by ThighsHub September 19, 2022

Clit pop

When your legs are crossed and you fart and it rolls up your taint and then pops at the tip of your clit

Girl: *farts while legs are crossed*
*Fart bubble pops on clit and feels pleasured*
Girl: “Ahhhh, clit pop...”

by DaisyBigBoobs November 23, 2021