That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.
by DiabloRain November 8, 2010
Get the Christmas Morningmug. when seventeen china men gather around a girl and throw up on her (after they have each eaten a full christmas day meal in one sitting eg. turkey,potatoes,carrots, cranberries and a pie of some sort, preferably apple.)
usually the girl is naked and has an orgasm whilst it happens.
usually the girl is naked and has an orgasm whilst it happens.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
Get the chineese christmas treemug. you are buttfucking her (or him) and when you take you penis out it has shit on it and you make multiple shit streaks on her (or his) back, ass, or chest some longer streaks than others, making it look like buildings in a city. after that, to make it a "Christmas" in dirty Manhattan you cum all over the shit
It was awesome, after i gave her the Christmas in Dirty Manhattan i took a picture an sent it to all my friends.
by happyjack5 August 12, 2009
Get the Christmas in Dirty Manhattanmug. by chillybilly December 17, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Christmasmug. when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.
Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.
by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008
Get the Alabama Christmas Morningmug. The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"
Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
by cheer1 December 26, 2012
Get the Post Traumatic Christmas Disordermug. This is 3 days before Christmas Day, the 22nd of December, and your last chance of doing any worthwhile christmas shopping before the last minute crowds become suffocating
by Grieva December 28, 2009
Get the Christmas Eve Eve Evemug.