child pet

Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.

"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."

by Clayton Rische December 29, 2007

Destiny's Child

A band of femi-nazis hell-bent on hypnotizing everyone into liking their music with complete disregard of the angry and sexist lyrics. First formed in 1990 and 'led' by Beyonce Knowles. Their songs are often derogitory towards males and steretype them for being cheap, cheating, lying, and being all-around assholes in general. Which, of course, is not the truth. They also seem to break up every now and then due to Beyonce's solo attitude. However, this can be overlooked by their Philanthropist actions towards events such as the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Person 1: "What do you think of the singers in Destiny's Child?"
Person 2: "The look sexy and the background music's nice, but the lyrics are shit.

by Dr. BaconStein August 16, 2006

chiitime

The interval of time just after Quantum IQ wakes from his long slumber to think about ChiiBunnii. This activity is immediately followed by breakfast.

Quantum IQ: Ahh, good ole' chiitime.
Mother: You better get your butt in the kitchen before I throw your breakfast in the garbage!

by PVenkman December 26, 2004

Child lock

An annoying feature in many of today's cars and SUVs that makes it seem like the driver is trying to trap you in their car. However, it is just as effective at keeping young children safe as it is protecting crazy people of all ages. The child lock can be renamed for the person it is protecting.

"Wtf the child lock is on! Let me out of the car!"
"Oh sorry I forgot about the Alice Lock. I turned it on to keep that crazy Asian inside the car."

by berkowitz5 September 4, 2011

chelted

the cheese is melted on the pizza

is the pizza chelted?

by olio lapoof January 30, 2014

Child porn

why the fuck are you looking this up you pe/do. But anyway, just for you weirdo, i'll tell you. Illegal pornography with children, usually includes violence and maybe murder

Person 1: bro i have some child porn
FBI Agent: tf is wrong with this retard?
P2: Fuck you we are not friends anymore

by legendaryidiot September 12, 2023

Vickers Child

One who is far too attached to small black and white animals for most people's comfort

Don't go near him, he looks a bit like a Vickers Child

by Bagpuss August 29, 2003