Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Knee cap slap

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.

Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*

by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018

Caps lock fooled

Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock

******
'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'

DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....

by hollensieeinegenusse March 6, 2011

I smell cap

When you think that someone is bluffing is about a certain thing they say they're about to do

For example that nibba Jaylin said he was gonna cuff someone but I told him I smell cap from him

by capsmellersupreme November 8, 2018

Snow Capped Volcano

When a man pours a copious amount of cocaine on to a woman's butthole, the woman farts and the man attempts to snort the falling cocaine.

"Man after the bar i swung by Nicole's and did the snow capped volcano!"

by Slick-Rick-With-The-Stick January 15, 2020

cap full of tens

Someone is very attractive.

Woah! She's a cap full of tens!

by ashengaming August 2, 2021

getting capped off

the art of recieving oral pleasure.
usually when a man recieves from a woman.

John is trying to get capped off by Cindy.

by Willy B January 2, 2005