by deathisajoy January 7, 2016
Get the full candy cornmug. 
Also, Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.
This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a candy crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
by Cravicky November 27, 2012
Get the Candy Crevice Cutmug. #1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!
#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."
#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."
by mynah1 September 15, 2009
Get the cotton candy incomemug. by anonjay22 August 17, 2016
Get the Get That Candymug. "Blue Candy" is a term used to describe the kind of autistic person who, when given a choice, picks the most obnoxious and childish option available, just to be different. It doesn't matter how well-loved the classics are; someone who is "blue candy" will purposefully pick the most obscure or unpopular things to be their favorites. For instance, the blue candy subject will favor sour blue raspberry candy simply because everyone else in the world loves chocolate. These people think they look special and quirky, but really they turn themselves into social outcasts. Blue candy people are easily identifiable by their pet reptile, dyed hair, left-handedness, and a desire to try the most disgusting thing on the menu, just cause.
No offense, but your boyfriend is so blue candy. He told me his favorite song on the album was the instrumental one. Wtf?
Sydney could not leave the county fair before trying the deep-fried butter. What a blue candy freak.
My sister is blue candy. We went to a chocolate factory and she bought blue Warheads Super Sour Candy Spray.
Antonym:
I'm not like you, I'm red candy. I like pop music and I'm not afraid to admit it, because everyone likes pop music.
Sydney could not leave the county fair before trying the deep-fried butter. What a blue candy freak.
My sister is blue candy. We went to a chocolate factory and she bought blue Warheads Super Sour Candy Spray.
Antonym:
I'm not like you, I'm red candy. I like pop music and I'm not afraid to admit it, because everyone likes pop music.
by bloocandie October 28, 2019
Get the Blue Candymug. When a a girl is so skilled at giving blow jobs, she can paint a candy cane pattern on your genitals. Usually doing so with her lipstick.
Bill: how did it go last night with Stacy?
Rick: you won't believe it man, she gave me a candy cane!
Rick: you won't believe it man, she gave me a candy cane!
by Gazorpazorp7492 August 9, 2016
Get the Candy canemug.