by TheImpracticalSquid June 17, 2021
Get the Danimals Crush Cupmug. by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013
Get the man crush mondaymug. When a couple becomes bored with their relationship and begins to constantly "hang out" with a "friend" together and thinks this friend is the coolest thing ever. Both people in the relationship crush on the friend, usually unknowingly at first. A third wheel crush requires at least one bi or gay person on the couple's side.
As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.
If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.
As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.
If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.
Friend #1: "John and Mary text me every day asking if I want to go over to their house and hang out. And then each of them will invite me to go eat out without the other being there, like they're taking me on a date. If they weren't together I'd think they both had a thing for me."
Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."
Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."
by Aune February 23, 2009
Get the Third Wheel Crushmug. Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."
Ex 2.
Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."
by Niggity Nig May 15, 2010
Get the 5-minute crushmug. When someone is in love with someone so much they will do anything for them. Also will tell all their friends and think about them adlest half the day and if their really creepy mabye start stalking them.
Person 1:have you seen person 3 latly?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?
by You_are_fool June 8, 2022
Get the Obsessive love/crushmug. The act of donating extra moves and/or lives on Candy Crush Saga to Facebook friends, particularly those that you don't like, thinking that the good karma will increase your ability to beat an especially difficult level of the game.
Amanda: "Sherida, what level of Candy Crush are you on?"
Sherida: "I'm stuck on 116, but I responded to a bunch of people's requests - so hopeflly that will improve my Candy Crush Karma."
Amanda: "That's a good idea, cuh!"
Sherida: "I'm stuck on 116, but I responded to a bunch of people's requests - so hopeflly that will improve my Candy Crush Karma."
Amanda: "That's a good idea, cuh!"
by ShayJ45 November 19, 2013
Get the candy crush karmamug. After drinking a can of Red Bull, crushing the can due to the Popeye style effects gained from the canned beverage.
by Popeye333 April 22, 2011
Get the Red Bull Crushmug.