Slam my clam

The female equivalent of "Bust my balls"

My boys wanted to slam my clam over the picture I drew on their box lunch yesterday.

by Jersey Gourmet October 17, 2010

your mother's clam

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"

"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"

by Kerplunck! February 11, 2015

Man Clam

A muscular tube leading from the external rectum to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter exits and solid mass enters. Typically found on a human male (pending gender identity).

A gay slang term coined by Gay PornStar Pierce Paris.

The "Man Clam" is usually opened by a finger, tounge, strap-on or penis.

by @pierceparisxxx August 6, 2017

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg March 21, 2014

your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

by crazygrape September 9, 2008

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 15, 2010

Double Clam Slam

The sexual act of slamming two meaty vaginas together while a penis is in the middle.

I only lasted 7 seconds when Ronisha and Monique did the Double Clam Slam

by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010