I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! 

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! by Klausey September 15, 2009

Slice of Bread Challenge 

Eating challenge where you have to eat a slice of white bread in under 45 seconds with no drink to help. Harder than it sounds, because it dries your mouth pretty quick. Not as bad as the cinnamon challenge. I expected it to be a breeze, but it was harder than I thought. Managed to get it in about 24 seconds though.

Lets do the Slice of Bread Challenge

Slice of Bread Challenge by Dat_Arizona_Tea September 21, 2012

Pennsylvania Bread Pudding

When one goes to a club , and precedes to shit himself , then follows to grind up on everyone on the dance floor until the entire club wreaks of shit.

"Hey Bill how about we go give the club some Pennsylvania Bread Pudding"

Pennsylvania Bread Pudding by Arathor February 23, 2008

bunny bread 

the best brand name bread ever made.

Tony: "Hmm...I could use some bread for
my sandwich."
Ryan: "Boy, you gotta get you some
Bunny Bread. It's the best bread around."

bunny bread by Stevie and the Jets March 31, 2009

Soggy Bread 

When the male ejaculates on the women’s vagina and proceeds to spread it across the vagina, imitating a butter knife spreading butter on bread.

U wanna Netflix and Soggy bread?

Soggy Bread by Sasha ;) February 22, 2019

bum bread 

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

bum bread by fleat101 July 11, 2011

Head for bread 

Giving someone head for bread or performing sexual acts for something in return usually food because food is awesome and so is sex.

Hey bro head for bread?
(Gives head)
(Gets bread)

Head for bread by BadBitch1794 May 9, 2014