choc-block

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.

Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!

by pud2000 July 14, 2010

Mom Block

When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.

Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..

by nastynutsac August 13, 2010

Poopers block

When you go to the toilet for a poo but find you can't poo

Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block

by PoOpa FoOker September 7, 2015

Issa block

getting blocked. term from the rapper 21 savage "issa knife." Referring to the tattoo on his forehead.

your being annoying "issa block."

by unidentified012 February 13, 2017

IMMA BLOCK

REID

IMMA BLOCK?

by THONK_THONK January 17, 2021

water block

What Peter’s mom got last night.

“I don’t want to get a new water block” -Peter
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter

“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison

by Open the lab November 6, 2021

student's block

When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.

Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
Friendface: Oh, do you have student's block?
You: Yes, it's awful.

by Elizabeth Newbury November 20, 2010