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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
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Boynton Beach

A town in Palm Beach County, Florida. It, along with Delray Beach and Boca Raton, is basically the Long Island, NY of the South. Snobby rich new yorker's buy second homes here to go on vacation once in a while...but overall a cool place...
You have a home in Boynton Beach? You must be an upper-middle class Long Islander...
by steinbergstein June 19, 2011
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The Huntington Beach Surfers

bunch of surfers that are very territorial and spend most of our nights blitzed out of our skulls or trashed. usually hate tourists because they bring a bunch of douchebags that want to boogy board and clog up the water or bring these stuck up punks that think they can come here for a week or so and catch teh best waves out of all where the regulars dotn pull snake moves on every wave and cut pple off. all in all huntington beach surfers are just straight up cool people
Guy 1: dude that guy is obviously a tourist, hes on a boogie board and is snaking ever wave
Guy 2: yeah hes a douche
by hbsurfer April 3, 2005
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virginia beach

Home to over half a million people Norfolk's thugs and LOWLIFES spread over to the westside of the city Great Neck, and North East Parts the best place to live. Attracts alot of hot turist ass from entire east coast more like the Long Beach of the east coast.
by VBKidd June 8, 2007
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beach

dude 1: hey, can i borrow your car later?
dude 2: no. never.
dude 1: youre being a real beach right now
by Raaaw January 13, 2009
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Barchu

A form of the word idiot; douche bag

See: Galapodouche
Brent Ghan, don't be a Barchu!!!
by Cady Phillips December 29, 2007
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Beach Ape

Old Man at the beach that is so hairy, you can barely see his skin
I found myself at the beach here in florida and seen a group of people running for their lives or so it seemed. Some were even scream crying (you know the kind of cry a grown man does in the movies when his best friend gets blown up or something). I look down the beach and heres a Beach Ape collecting shells in a thong and has a highly striking resemblence to a Sasquash/Yeti/Big Foot.
by Dj PuNee March 29, 2010
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