Anne

Anne is my wife. She has red hair and a hand-me-down robe; she’s probably a Weasley. Except she’s a slytherin. Anne doesn’t like dirty jokes or swearing, but is a fan of murder. She is a good wife in that she will murder anyone who tries to fuck with me. Sometimes she is quiet but is still popular and everyone likes her. She is also very smart. She reads at the speed of light and is in accelerated math. She is a chopsticks (the game) prodigy. She will use her knowledge to tutor her friends for free.

Friend: yo is that Anne?
Me: yeah, I want to kiss her so bad
Friend: wtf

Anne: will you marry me?
Me: ok

Me: are you cheating on me
Anne: yes, I am. Suck it up
Me: …
Me: I’m keeping the toaster
Me: *runs away and cries*

by definitelynotawkwardsloth October 24, 2022

Annelies Lippmann

The awesomeness of the universe! This person is down to have fun and party any time and is willing to try anything. She will be the person holding your hair back while you’re vomiting, and she’s super alternative. She is also from Holland, and her Dutch accent can light up a room!

I had an amazing type partying last night with Annelies Lippmann

by Smoothkitty123 August 2, 2022

Anne Mimmi

Kul

Anne Mimmi er kul

by Kul kul June 7, 2018

Anne Frank

To completely hide something under one’s foreskin.

I Anne Franked 10 pound coins the other day.

by AndFrank August 4, 2023

candace anne grindle

The most loving person you will ever meet and will always be there for you and will stay on the phone with you for hours and hours just listening to All your problems and is the best

Did you here Candace Anne grindle is a living meme

by Sternflower January 18, 2019

Anne-ewenn

Anne - ewenn is the most interesting person you'll ever meet, although she can seem rough and imposing on the outside she's actually quite loving and motherly on the inside. Of course she is a sexy being with a lot of charm. If you ever habe the chance to meet her you'll see that she will always have your back and is determined to triumph over all, even if it mean making sacrifices. Although, you may not see it she does need help sometimes, she might have too much pride to ask for it, and inside she is dealing with pain as well. So do not forget to tale care of her as well. In all, Anne-ewenn is the most fascinating and extraordinary person you'll ever meet, you can't find another one like her. She's one of a kind so cherish her.

Girl: Damn! Look at that hottie!Who is she?
Other Girl: Thats Anne-Ewenn

by Itsallgrey November 27, 2021

Lisa Ann Peterson

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.

Lisa Ann Peterson is beautiful as her poetry!

by takipsilim October 30, 2021