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Anal Roast

Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus
My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!
by JustusYT March 2, 2016
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Anal beads

Mommy look I found these marbles! That's great honey now can you give them to me mommy is going to the bathroom for 2 hours
by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 26, 2017
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anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.
I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure
by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014
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anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex
John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.
by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009
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Anal-ysis

When your father or other person checks your ass for prostate cancer.
I think I feel a lump, father, please give me some anal-ysis
by Massive Nonce January 31, 2018
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Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.
Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.
by AaronOOF April 29, 2011
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Anal Blood

Its in the name god damn.... but in all honesty you are pretty sick if your looking this up.... but its the leakage of blood from the Booty.....
That was some weird anal blood yesterday
by Cakeers September 29, 2014
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