Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus
by JustusYT March 2, 2016
Get the Anal Roastmug. a slaughterhouse where they cut off buttholes and send them to fast food joints to be cooked and eaten
by green pooper December 2, 2014
Get the anal slaughterhousemug. Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.
Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.
John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.
John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.
by AaronOOF April 29, 2011
Get the Anal procrastinatormug. Its in the name god damn.... but in all honesty you are pretty sick if your looking this up.... but its the leakage of blood from the Booty.....
by Cakeers September 29, 2014
Get the Anal Bloodmug. 
Swiss anal is when a man puts his dick into the woman's belly button. This type of sex is called Swiss Anal as it was revealed in a survey that swiss women love it when men attack the woman's belly button, with their penis or their tongue. This type of sex is still considered penetration sex as the dick is penetrating into the belly button.
John: How should we do it first honey? Anal or Oral?
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!
by ExpertOnEvrything69 September 2, 2018
Get the Swiss Analmug. 1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.
2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010
Get the Anal Merchantmug.