anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.

I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure

by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014

Anal Robbing

The act of sticking your hand up someone elses ass, grabbing a piece o shit and pulling it out.

"dude! what the fuck did you do?"
"anal robbing is fun...when your drunk.."

by FyReStOrM413 April 21, 2010

Anal clown

someone who takes in an array of dildos in any orifice possible, specifically the asshole.

You are such an anal clown.

by J-is-a-anal clown September 13, 2009

anal residue

This occurs when, during anal sex, the lube on the penis and the juices of the receiver combine to form anal residue. This is often white in colour, but can be slightly yellow-brown in colour if inadequate douching has been performed previously to intercourse.

Robin and Ernest had such hot sex last night! But whilst I watched, I noticed there was anal residue on Robin's cock... fuck!

by fanyole23 March 3, 2019

anal vaping

Vaping out the anus

"Hey guys wanna go to that Anal vaping competition?"

by Seizure warning May 17, 2016

Anal Roast

Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus

My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!

by JustusYT March 2, 2016

Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.

Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.

by AaronOOF April 29, 2011