A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.
Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.
Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.
Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..
Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.
Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..
by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025
Get the Al Haziqin Muhajiddinmug. Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER
by King Tea January 20, 2024
Get the Al the Cutie Piemug. Al Hossain is the most purest guy you'll ever find, he can pull people from dark places and can make people laugh easily. He has the ability to make anyone love him with one conversation. He is slightly innocent but very naughty because he is good at sex . He is one in a million so if u have an Al Hossain in your life dont lose him. I've one and he is my everything and my life is completed after having him
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by AAA6 November 21, 2023
Get the Al Hossainmug. by BigLadAlfie August 19, 2016
Get the Big Almug. The act of a white British guy rolling (specifically using a torn off corner of Rizla pack for a roach.) and smoking a joint.
by Plasma Sonico Boom August 11, 2019
Get the Damon Al-Bunmug. Literally the most sexy swaggy person you could ever meet tbh, senpai art god I worship you like el worships tofu
Person A: have you ever spoken to Al?
Person B: nah I’m not interested
Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser
Person B: nah I’m not interested
Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser
by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 17, 2021
Get the almug. Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
by RTX superior to Apple M chips. July 30, 2022
Get the ALSmug.