Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021

asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

by Hashkey February 29, 2012

Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.

Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.

by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023

Mute Asshole

Claude Speed

CJ: THAT MUTE ASSHOLE! THAT SNAKE WITHOUT A TONGUE!

by FlyingKP April 8, 2023

Trick Asshole

When you pay for a hooker and he is somewhat convincing and or you're drunk/high and can't tell that you're not in a vagina.

Yeah, Steve's even getting fucked by straight dudes with that trick asshole.

by Lil2'high May 9, 2023

unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.

Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”

by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023