wood puddy

When seiman sticks to her like puddy

How about I give you some of this Paul Seagraves wood puddy

by Paul Seagraves December 3, 2007

wood sores

the serious consequences of being poor white trash, (usually a roman catholic family of 10 kids or more) having to remove splinters,caused from making a worn out couch your bed for two or more years, from the lower back or even the taint region.

After being molested by the couch, i had wood sores for 3 weeks.

by cut throat committee December 13, 2008

plain wood

When you're girlfriend gives you head, without any flavor or lotion. Flavor, basically. Like you know all those sex shops give you flavors an stuff. Like your girlfriend said last week. It's gross without strawberry.

I gave my boyfriend plain wood, but then I was like, this shit tastes gross!

by Dr.Claw! July 7, 2017

Tiger Woods

Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.

Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."

by chicago's greatest April 9, 2010

wood pecker

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

by Dukie May 17, 2005

knock on wood

a term used by gangbangers eaning to get evil spirits away ...a superstition

OO SHIT Angel's back knock on wood

by SHAWTY March 13, 2005

wood wang

another name for a wood pecker(which is a bird who pecks the bark of trees)
or a horny dick

"omg do you hear the woodwang in the tree??"

"Look corey has a wood wang haha!!"

by KKT October 8, 2005