Eat-cracker

Paula Deen sure is one butter-slangin' eat-cracker.
by h-circumstance February 10, 2012
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Animal Cracker

it is a word used to describe a tight pussy.
Guy 1: Hey I fucked Brittany last night!
Guy 2: Sweet how was that pussy?
Guy 1: It was awesome, she had an Animal Cracker
by MoMoShaw November 09, 2017
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cracker jacks

a term used for jacking crackers.
"I just opened a box of cracker jacks and all i got was this bullshit fannypack."

"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"
by G E April 29, 2008
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Cracker Factor

It's a rating that guys give girls scaled by the amount of crackers they would tolerate them eating in bed, putting up with the inconvenience of all the crumbs.
"what's her cracker factor?"

"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"

"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"
by jayjayuk October 19, 2009
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Cracker Jacker

Man look at that freaking Cracker Jacker over there
by BBBBBDDD April 21, 2005
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fire crackers

Giving the boot to groupie personas who missed using unlawful computer skills to gain access to their doctor's frills, leaving a trail of bills behind.
Pplesase practice affirmative action and fire crackers.
by Hercolena Oliver May 02, 2008
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Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive
Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER
by Dat Dude January 28, 2005
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