Retarded Oxford

When you have to sit there and listen to two idiots (or young kids) having a debate over the stupidest fucking thing.
I am not going to the bar with those two idiots any more. I felt like a moderator at Retarded Oxford.
by YpYp October 27, 2010
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Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.
Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard
by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019
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Retard Face

A Face That is Unique to a person within a social group that annoy everyone within that group
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retard face Again
retard face Forever
retard face Pretty Boy
by Josho29292 February 16, 2008
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Retarded Hordes

Any large, like minded group of people who make quick, knee jerk reactions based on sheltered and moronic views and are especially vocal in voicing their outrage. This can be political, religious, automotive or sports views in nature, or any other movement.

4chan's /b/ is a particularly active breeding ground for a retarded hordes.
"Did you see that 10,000 Camaro's are being built a month?" "Yeah, just wait until the retarded hordes over at Camaro5.com's message boards hear about this"
by MoparMan85 December 22, 2009
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Retard Turtle

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.
Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.
by MikenRiss July 07, 2010
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Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.
P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.
by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020
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anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.
"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"
by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009
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