Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face

A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.

A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.

by grtqhrthqrtqhrth March 2, 2021

Tiffany Nutt Johnson (T-Nutty)

An extremely sik person that is better than you will ever be.

That gurl must be a "Tiffany Nutt Johnson (T-Nutty)"(T-Nutty) she is just to damn cool for words she is out of this world!

by zodiefreak October 17, 2008

Sandy Johnson

The thing that happens after sex on the beach.

That was fun, but now look at my Sandy Johnson.

by Cass182 October 24, 2017

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022