Snow Capped Volcano

When a man pours a copious amount of cocaine on to a woman's butthole, the woman farts and the man attempts to snort the falling cocaine.

"Man after the bar i swung by Nicole's and did the snow capped volcano!"

by Slick-Rick-With-The-Stick January 15, 2020

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Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

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Pen Cap Effect

Pen Cap Effect - When a male of the human species has an erection while laying down and tries to roll over from ones back to his stomach and is stopped by ones erection either way he rolls thus resembles the way of a "Pen Cap" would roll being stopped by the part of the pen cap in which you use to hold your pen to a sheet of paper or the pocket of your shirt.

Jon: Man I couldn't get comfy last night.

Kylie: Why not?

Jon: Well I wanted to lay on my stomach but every time I tried to roll over I would get the Pen Cap Effect and would be afraid it would break or something.

Kylie: Oh dear...

by Kornaxx19 October 14, 2012

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Caps lock fooled

Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock

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'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'

DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....

by hollensieeinegenusse March 6, 2011

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All cap no facts

Cap, meaning fake or lies. No Facts, of course meaning no information.
This means that the person stating “all cap no facts” is saying you are lying, or being fake.

“You can turn into a dolphin? All cap no facts bro.”

by Goober_Hawthorne February 24, 2023

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