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Sherlock's Asshole

When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
by Doctor Strangelove's Pet September 3, 2016
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Asshole moat

1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
Oh shit, Karen lives in your building? Jeez, you should get an asshole moat.
by Angieeebeee May 9, 2010
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Asshole Goblin

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.
by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020
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Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.
Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023
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asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021
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firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch
Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole
by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016
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asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes
Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer
by asshole whispered December 24, 2017
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