phi lop dating

A way of dating by hitting on men or women with wedding bands who are frowning and look unhappy. By far the easiest form of dating. All is needed to finish destroying a couples marriage is just a hair more attention then what is being received in the troubled couples home. Required is the ability to smile and say at least 5 words. Ex: 'Boy you are very pretty.' then smile at the unhappily married person. Just this little bit of attention can cause a woman to have a orgasm if proper Austin Powers mo jo is being used.

'Why is that guy staring at every womans hand then her face, as he passes them?'

'Looks as if he is doing some serious desperation phi lop dating.'

by mybarulowered September 26, 2010

Due Date Theory

A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.

No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean

"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."

by Fokking Seinþroska January 25, 2023

Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.

Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!

by Joe Is The Name December 15, 2019

Break up Date

the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.

Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.

by Goti B May 11, 2015

Triple date

It when you have a group a friends, preferably 3 boys, 3 girls, and they all go out with on each person in that group. ;)

Max: I like Caitlin

Caitlin: I like max
Max: wanna go out?
Caitlin: YES

Flynn: I like makayla

Makayla: sorry i don’t like u
Flynn: darn
*a while later*
Makayla: I like Flynn now
Flynn: FUCK YES. Wanna go out?
Makayla: sure

Nic: erin do u like me?
Erin: no
Nic: *dies Inside* well I like u

Erin: do u like?
Nic: I like u
Erin:... :O

*few months later after talking all the time*
Erin: I’m falling for u

Nic: holy fuck

Erin:...
Nic: wanna go out

Erin: sure

*they all live happy ever after, and they are sometime awkward but they are all getting closer*
All: we should hang out n Albany

Erin: triple date ;)

by randopando2 June 25, 2018

Alabama Prom Date

A goat

Her prom date was Ringo the billy goat. What do expect an Alabama Prom Date to be?

by TBagger2008 August 30, 2009

Date me boots

Heeled boots worn out to bars and clubs by a woman to attract attention in order to get a date.

The lesser version of fuck me boots. The difference being that date me boots extend well above the ankle but are below the knee.

"Does that girl have fuck me boots on?"
"No, not tall enough. Those are date me boots ... you will have to put some effort in first"

by Onibaku December 16, 2008