Dirty Burrito

The act of farting in someone's hoodie and then strangling them with the hood.

Rodrigo: Jesus Christ! I'm about to hurl after Juan gave me a dirty burrito after finishing off 3 crunchwrap supremes!

Manuel: Sweet Mother Mary! Thats almost as bad as the time mi padre gave me one after finishing off a plate of Abuela's famous tamales on Christmas morning.

by Frat_Damon January 26, 2011

dirty tristyn

When a male and female are having anal and their dog joins in.

Lola: Did you here what Josie and Jodi did last weekend? They did the dirty tristyn with their dog Sparky!

by lanatheplug April 12, 2020

dirty evy

A girl who gives a blowjob while have mosquitoes bite her up and down and then fucks her dad

That girls crazy if she’s trying to dirty evy me!

by Psedynomeo April 12, 2020

dirty balls

to cup someone's balls into your palm and then insert index+middle finger into anus to massage prostate. then pull out fingers covered in shit and wipe onto bottom of nutsack

i gave Pedro R. dirty balls after he tried to rape me, stop giving me dirty balls!, he gave me dirty balls when I kissed his mom

by JayBallsack November 27, 2012

dirty mayumi

an emo

oh that kid over there is a dirty mayumi

by y0ur_mom42069 September 1, 2021

Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018

dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.

yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson

by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010