fo kreezy my teazy

This translates out to " Of couse my friend of korean heritage who likes to tease people."

"Mmmm. You are so fine." says random korean woman.
"Fo' kreezy my teazy." says man.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

Nigger earned my bike

Just one step forward of "niggah stole my bike".
When a black man (colored person) Steals you're bike from,
You're lawn, Backyard or even from you're bare bottom.
If the colored person takes the bike and jumps it over a dragon fire pit swarming with plenty of dragons lands on one of the dragons eat, curb stomps it them has all the female dragons get attracted to him.
The niggah. Will then earn you're bicylce.

Do not worry you nigguh.
You earned my bike.

Or

Nigger earned my bike.

by DustinYoung June 28, 2008

my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'

You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp

by RocknRollQueen May 28, 2006

blow my brains out

wanking furiously

blow my brains out is a phrase used when you wank so hard that your brain EXPLODES EVERYWHERE FROM EUPHORIA

by eatingrice May 4, 2015

I POOPED MY PANTS

Something Ryan Francis says

I POOPED MY PANTS!
we know Ryan we know...

by AK April 17, 2003

my little son of a bitch

pet name used when referencing or directly speaking to The Wolf.

"Where is my little son of a bitch", or "Wolf, you are my little son of a bitch."

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

suck my knee (SMK)

A sexual act performed by two lucky individuals on a middle aged, indian man, with glasses and no personality, whose knees are knobby AF. An up and coming sex position, it promises to make your day beautiful and filthy wet. Forget a wet female part, this is the real fucking deal. Knee sucking is the next big thing, and will fucking rock. So lets fucking get started on SMK.

lets suck knees. you can suck my knee (SMK) first. how do you want me to suck it? lets suck it nice and slow. like old times.

by indianlovers1234567890 November 7, 2012