You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

by Based Cow June 15, 2022

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022

I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye

by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

National Ask Out Someone That Likes You Day

In the month of November, You should ask out somebody that you know likes you

On national ask out someone that likes you day you should ask out someone that likes you like have a friend ask people if they like you and if they say yes ask them out or if you want ask out your crush

by Your_local_adorable_child November 2, 2021

National tell your friends you love them!!

The day where you show off you friends by making a vid about them or sending them a text saying how much you love them.

National tell your friends you love them!! me texting my friends
Me: hey bestie I wanna tell you something!
Bestie: what?
Me: I just want to tell you that I love you so much you make my life so much better!!💙
Bestie: aww thank you, I love you too bestie!❤️

Go tell your friends you love them

by Not_janae November 17, 2021