You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

by Based Cow June 15, 2022

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by anonymous March 14, 2022

My password is F*ck you B*tch

Guy: Hey wats ur password

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by Gn Leumassy March 17, 2022

You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

When you're so lonely that you make friends to troll with you.

Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

by anonymous December 12, 2022

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022

How many do you like in your ear?

A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.

Guy: How many do you like in your ear?

Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)

by ponyspank69 April 28, 2021

I was wondering if you could play that song again

mr krabs line

I was wondering if you could play that song again

sure man which one

the one that goes beep boop boop bop, beep boop beep

no man you're thinking of beep boop bop beeop bop bop beep boop bop

beep boop boop bap boop bop

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021