you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.

Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer October 5, 2018

My password is F*ck you B*tch

Guy: Hey wats ur password

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by Gn Leumassy March 17, 2022

I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even

Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback

Flinn owed Matt a large amount of money and stated “ I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even?”

by Dowstreet March 13, 2020

Life is better when you don’t give a fuck

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Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

by Based Cow June 15, 2022

National Ask Out Someone That Likes You Day

In the month of November, You should ask out somebody that you know likes you

On national ask out someone that likes you day you should ask out someone that likes you like have a friend ask people if they like you and if they say yes ask them out or if you want ask out your crush

by Your_local_adorable_child November 2, 2021

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022