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Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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super fap zone

A zone in which you masturbate intensely
I want to go to the super fap zone tonight.
by Shadow A4 July 12, 2014
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Bro-zone

Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.
"Homie in the bar was all up in my Bro-zone, he was like a CFC yo."
by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009
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charm-free zone

Any place -- town, neighborhood, company, department, or corner occupied by a few people -- which is boring, unpleasant, or both.
That neighborhood is safe, but it's a charm-free zone.

Nobody on the fourth floor of that dorm has any sense of humor; it's a charm-free zone.

When you get to the party, stay away from the corner nearest the fire place; it's a charm-free zone.
by Jiffer April 28, 2011
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personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.
Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.
by or2pod October 5, 2008
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Zenless Zone Zero

An open world shooting game created by hoyoverse. It is quite different to other houoverse games because of the variety of models. It also has a furry.
have you heard of the new game by hoyoverse?

Zenless Zone Zero?! Oh em gee yes!!,!,
by liatris May 16, 2022
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