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parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.
Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005
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super fap zone

A zone in which you masturbate intensely
I want to go to the super fap zone tonight.
by Shadow A4 July 12, 2014
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Bro-zone

Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.
"Homie in the bar was all up in my Bro-zone, he was like a CFC yo."
by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009
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charm-free zone

Any place -- town, neighborhood, company, department, or corner occupied by a few people -- which is boring, unpleasant, or both.
That neighborhood is safe, but it's a charm-free zone.

Nobody on the fourth floor of that dorm has any sense of humor; it's a charm-free zone.

When you get to the party, stay away from the corner nearest the fire place; it's a charm-free zone.
by Jiffer April 28, 2011
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Splash-Zone Brother

Yo I heard you and Cescy having sex last night, I guess that means we're Splash-Zone Brothers.
by SplashZoneBro January 22, 2019
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preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.
Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009
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