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You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)
You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.
by holly-jolly June 3, 2021
mugGet the You're a picklemug.

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
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you're a cig

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK
by sicksav October 2, 2017
mugGet the you're a cigmug.

you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.
You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
by {insert username here} April 13, 2022
mugGet the you're mommug.

you'res

Like yours, but fun and autistic
I would like to meet with you'res leader.
by Me63 June 8, 2018
mugGet the you'resmug.

you'r

When an illiterate person can't even spell a simple 4 letter word, for example:
David is currently writing about you'r mother.
David is an illiterate child.
by hlorgerdorf February 8, 2022
mugGet the you'rmug.

You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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