When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Cheese Itchmug. The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018
Get the chicago cheesemug. by Myniqqa April 6, 2014
Get the queef cheesemug. by cheesemallow April 26, 2020
Get the cheese twtmug. - "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"
"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."
"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."
by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011
Get the Horse Cheesemug. Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P
by bick boi November 16, 2017
Get the wensleydale cheesemug. 1. Did you hear that new Nas track? Yo that's the new cheese son!
2. Bermuda shorts and wedge heels are the new cheese for the ladies this summer.
2. Bermuda shorts and wedge heels are the new cheese for the ladies this summer.
by adedeezy 5000 September 8, 2008
Get the new cheesemug.