ninny waggon 

A person whose most useful function is to transport ninnies.

"Ugh, here comes Pieter, he's such a ninny wagon."
"Oh my god, stop being such a ninny wagon and stand up for yourself."
"He's been in a bad mood ever since his manager became a ninny waggon."

ninny waggon by ninnywagon February 20, 2018

hutterite wagon 

Bringing ones hands together like in prayer, then inserting 8 fingers into a womans shit cutter while the thumbs are inserted into her vagina.

Thus resembling a typical farm vechile seen traveling to town.

AKA: 2 in the front 8 in the back.

Upgrade from a minivan

The butt ain't right after the hutterite wagon

hutterite wagon by Kennelbuttchug October 9, 2018

Shruggie Waggie 

A bit like "i don't know my big dicked friend" but more passive

Friend 1: Hey do you know where my keys are?
Friend 2: Ugh, Shruggie Waggie man.

Shruggie Waggie by Anonymous_231 May 27, 2021

bless wagwan 

‘bless wagwan’ is ‘bless’ and ‘wagwan’ merged. But don’t get fooled even though they are merged they form a new definition, which has lost a lot of meaning through out time. But it generally translates to one of three things:

1) Haven’t talked in time how are you doing?
2) Shut the fuck up.
3) Used instead of ‘ummmmm’

It is generally used by big hairy men, wearing a man bag, lighting up a spliff.

Dealer: ‘bless wagwan, what do you want?’
Buyer: ‘three loud and a bit of white’
Dealer: ‘ight snm we copped a new shipment of loud’
Buyer: ‘bless wagwan give me it already’
Dealer: ‘sorry, don’t get loud with me ill shank you. This white ain’t high quality’
Buyer: ‘bless wagwan … leave it out den’

bless wagwan by Big Man Neek You Get Me January 8, 2022

Table Max Wager 

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.

Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.

Table Max Wager by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007

covered wagon 

A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.

An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.

covered wagon by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008

Wagina

The delicate and supple skin on the joint of your kneecap. Noted particularly for the lithe manner in which it bends. Similar to the wenis of the elbow, only below the downstairs.

"So this girl drops trou...and she had the smoothest wagina! It was sooo hot!"

Wagina by Nicko M. July 29, 2008