by Moneysota Baller January 21, 2008

it can remind you of a swamp creature, crawling from the underworld, also known as , (also from) germany. they are like sparkly, pink, fluffs balls, burning with a mercury bound fire. Beware the van de keeres, as they might try to nibble your large intestines ....
by DOCTOR ROC February 6, 2010

by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.
common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)
i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.
common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)
i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree
K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?
by some anon user April 15, 2022

by Howard's End!! September 27, 2018

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022
