urban dictionary

Puts the "dick" in dickionary

Mother: Where did you learn all these horrible terms

Teen: Urban dictionary, of course

by Dylan Tan Zhiyang April 6, 2016

Urban Bitch

Someone who post urban dictionary definitions about someone that they loved because they've probably been pussy whipped.

Jack:Hey what are you doing?

Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.

Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

Urban Fictionary

The act of thinking one knows the definition of a word, untill he or she looks it up on urban dictionary.

John thought lol meant lots of love only to pull an urban fictionary and discover the true definition.

by PATHAGARUS!!!! April 21, 2010

urban dictionary

A place where 89% of the definitions are written by sick fucks.

Bob: What's a steamboat?
Bill: Search Urban Dictionary.

by Apieceofabrick December 2, 2013

urban dictionary

You're an asshole for looking this up.

Why would you look up urban dictionary on urban dictionary? What are you doing with your life?

by whatever12 November 25, 2010

Urban Dictonary

A place that can horrify little children due to the large sex talks. Basically literally every definition is about sex

5yo: *sees sentence* "We decided to erect (meaning to build up in non-slang you idiot dirty minded pig) a shed in the back yard
5yo: *Doesn't know what erect means"
5yo: *searches the word "dictionary"
Finds Urban Dictionary
*Writes the word erect and sees lots of interesting stuff*
Urban Dictonary

by RETARDED URBAN DICTIONARY USER February 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site used by multiple generations over the course of 16 years to define the words they don't tell you about in class.

Over the years, the Urban Dictionary has gained a reputation as one of the first and still one of the best websites out there. Thanks to this site, Our younger siblings no longer have to eavesdrop on us.

Some posts on the Urban Dictionary are so old that they could have been your dad...

by Th3rd August 3, 2015