pulling the trigger too often

scheduling golf outings with your cronies without permission and/or verification

he's in trouble this week from pulling the trigger too often when we played last weekend.

by veejayjay November 7, 2012

epist-me-too-ology

The word "epistem" comes from the Greek "epistem" for "knowledge and understanding," and the word "logos" comes from the Greek for "study of."

The word "epist-me-too" comes from (your language) for "knowledge and understanding that I have too" and the word "logos" comes from the Greek for "study of."

epist-me-too-ology: the study of the knowledge and understanding that I have too.

You studied epistemology, but I studied epist-me-too-ology; therefore, I know and understand what you know and understand too.

by [e-mail] December 25, 2012

TOOed

An adjective to describe when you are WAY too fucked up
You can also use it as a verb to describe doing something fucking awesome

Ex 1: you are TOOed
Ex2: you just TOOed this shit out of that soccer ball.

by Malex9999 December 31, 2012

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.

"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show

by Too Legit December 11, 2012

Too In

A girl wants your dick. Also see: So in

Bro #1: Dude, that hot bitch has been staring me down for a while.

Bro #2: Bro, you're TOO IN.

by GhellaaaaaNigro June 21, 2012

Icarus Flew Too High

When one lays a brown egg in their pantaloons having basked in the pleasing pressure of an impending bowel movement too long.

Stephen is known to wear three pairs of undergarments because Icarus flew too high while he was grunting and groaning at work.

by THE ACTUAL CLEOPATRA October 26, 2011