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tongue vs tongue

When two people play thumb wars but with their tongues instead, trying to push the others tongue back into their mouth.
by hannigram March 27, 2024
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Skank Tongue

That feeling on your tongue you get several hours after you give someone a bj and haven't brushed your teeth
Late in the work day on a zoom call, Jeanna noticed that she had skank tongue from her lunch hour.
by Tensharlot May 13, 2020
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nest tongue insect

one of those plant thingies with a thick stem and a big flat thing on top and a lot of spots. don't eat a nest tongue insect for they make you throw up your own digestive system
Timmy: OH MY GOD JOE!!!
Joe: *dead corpse on the floor, with a nest tongue insect beside him*
Timmy: joe. you ate a nest tongue insect, didn't you
joe: trhfrhgointrgihiongi4hnifnk4fini54niehi
by kigfignvfdliojfdj March 13, 2020
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dicky tongue

A guy who does yoga so he can give himself a blowjob.
That Mark goes to yoga every single day, what a dicky tongue!
by Speedy Hobbit November 18, 2016
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Tonguing the peach

Oral sex of sorts where the pubic hair is licked as opposed to the clitoris. Amateur mistake.
He tried to go down on me. But, he was a virgin. So , He just ended up tonguing the peach. Worst oral ever!!
by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014
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Scum tongue

The way the people of the lower class (commonly called "chavs") speak in the united kingdom, rather than the widely used "Queen's English".
Scum Tongue : "Aw maaaate, your shoes are well old innit. Come ere in them again an I'll bosh your head in aw rate.
by JustADudeChillin July 12, 2024
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Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister
by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021
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