Tongue Tornado

When a girl with a tongue ring is blowing you so vigorously it comes undone and starts dangerously swirling around your dick like debris in a twister.

"Fuck man, things were going alright, but then her tongue ring came out and turned that shit into a tongue tornado. I ended up having to go to the ER."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Yoshi Tongue

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.

Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”

by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022

*Tongue Click* Ahhhhh

Mexican sound of disapproval. Anything in put in front of it will be discredited.

(Rough quotation from Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias in “I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”)

Friend: I just graduated form college, top of my class!
Mexican Friend: *Tongue click* Ahhhhh
Friend: Fine, I’ll work at Burger King!

(Again, from the same comedian and same show)

by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022

Yoshi tongue

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.

“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”

by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022

Monkey tongue

Derogatory for African-American accent/dialect

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue

by Zion1890 June 29, 2022

when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

by !! gObdjrfhyhffyf July 2, 2022

tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.

Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!

by QuacksO September 4, 2022